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Welcome to Ultimate Jokes!
 With over 500 of the funniest jokes ever, this is the ultimate joke collection for your mobile phone. Want more stuff to read? Go to wattpad.com to download more jokes and stories, it's free!
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Thank you for downloading Ultimate Jokes, the ultimate joke collection for your mobile phone! Over 500 of the funniest jokes ever, entertain yourself and your friends for hours!
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